i work with sick sick pple
yes, i am working with patients in the hospital. but by the title i meant my fellow *ahem quite perverted *ahem colleagues. all over a tube of chocolates that i offered them.
first of all, i offered them to joe, which he received with raised eyebrows, but didnt say anything. and teddy, and khoo, and our phototechs.
then, i passed it on to michael. who burst out laughing when he saw it.
“what?” i said.
“er, don’t you think it looks like something?”
“like what?”
“something very functional for females?” proceeds to snigger somemore.
“someone from australia huh, so happening. dunno what you do over there,” he went on, shaking his head.
Men. are. just. so. ……………..
Michael then asked me to offer it to Prof, which i refused. i mean, how to offer after your chocolates were associated with functional products. *snorts. he then grabbed the chocolates and asked prof whether he would like some.
“Prof, does this remind you of something else?” Michael said.
Prof gave a puzzled smile.
“you are seriously a pervert, michael.” I couldn’t help it.
and prof burst out laughing and directed THAT look at me.
“eh, not my fault hor. u’re the one who brought it here.”
“what the.” and i grabbed the tub-ish thingy and went out of the room.
after that, Prof came over to the printer at the counter to collect some papers. and he gave me That look again, ” now everytime i see you, i get reminded of that.”
“ERASE from your memory, everything that happened 20min ago!!!” i screamed.
and he walked away back to the MRI room laughing.
Oh man. this is not good.
a very sincere aussie angmoh
i got a feather this time.
well it looked like a less sharp leaf, with a heart on the top.. so i decided it was a feather anyway.
an ad on the lamp posts to school. yea lamp postS. so was like its meant for the students (like us) while we’re waiting at the traffic lights (2 were there), walking along the cemetary (a couple along the way) kind. it’s quite hilarious really. even though the “bobby dear” could have asked for a better translator. but you can really tell his sincerity seeing that the ad, even though photocopied was written by HAND leh. how many pple writes by hand nowsadays. hor. somemore, its covered with a plastic sheet, even though the chances of any form of precipitation here in sydney is annoyingly low sometimes. well, you can’t take any chances can you?
in a more proper chinese, (a better translation by yours truely) it reads:
誠征女友
我裔本人是名澳洲人，性情昌溫和 體帖，誠覓一（名）樂於助人的女士，於助人共度快樂時光。本人有能力提供經濟支助，歡迎學生電話 來電尋問。
“monkeyface”
共度快樂時光somemore.
and judging by the locations these ads were placed, bob should be glad that a student, not some wandering spirits from the cemetary actually called him. lol. well i think babel did quite a gd job of translation anyway. we got the meaning. we gotch yews!
i still think singlish is a way more efficient language.
eh, 我要包你。ai kia steady mai?
just for laughs
1. Men are like ……. Laxatives …..
They irritate the shit out of you.
2. Men are like …… Bananas ……
The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like …… Weather …..
Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ……Blenders …
You need One, but you’re not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ……Chocolate Bars ….
Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like …. Commercials ……
You can’t believe a word they say.
7. Men are like ……. Department Stores …..
Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like …….Government Bonds ….
They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like …. .Mascara ……
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like ….. Popcorn ….
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like …….Lava Lamps ….
Fun to look at, but not very bright.
12. Men are like …….Parking Spots …….
All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
I kinda like the first one. hee hee.
Dedicated to hunchman.
Stupid pee, i mean pete has been posting too much prata fotos on his blog, that is enough for me to bear. So here's to you. Lol.
Sydney Fish Market
Never fear if you can't find the place, for the smell reveals the location of what your heart desires. minus the stupid pelican, who scared the hell out of me when he suddenly decided to fly away while i was beside him.
Some random photos along the way there, stopping by Darling Habour.
The fish markets with our wonderful seafood, awaiting.
Had sashimi, unagi sushi and tuna ones, before heading to another cafe for the seafood platter. Forgot to take foto of it, so here's a list of contents for platter for 2, from bao's memory. My brain was too excited to function at the sight of seafood and sushi.
1. Calamari
2. Chips
3. Baby octopus
4. Scallops
5. Oysters (eeps)
6. Prawns
7. Battered fish
8. Crab sticks
Courtesy of bao with her mouth full of octopuses. hmm. whats the pural for octopus? octopi? That's really something for 2. 2 giants that is. super full now. no dinner for me.
This one is for u, pete. hiak hiak.
And i got my dried apples from Paddy's, so I'm happy now.
Other things that made it happy and dandy here.
No. 1 reason why its great to be in sydney.
Empty cinemas with loads of leg room.
Main campus in city of UOS, which unfortunately, is not where i'm studying at.
Madson Building. It houses the Medicine Faculty. Ingenious way of naming your buildings when you run out of ideas, i reckon.
Rainbow at our mouldy campus. =)
Stoopid friends, they just complete you don't they. =D
