i work with sick sick pple
yes, i am working with patients in the hospital. but by the title i meant my fellow *ahem quite perverted *ahem colleagues. all over a tube of chocolates that i offered them.
first of all, i offered them to joe, which he received with raised eyebrows, but didnt say anything. and teddy, and khoo, and our phototechs.
then, i passed it on to michael. who burst out laughing when he saw it.
“what?” i said.
“er, don’t you think it looks like something?”
“like what?”
“something very functional for females?” proceeds to snigger somemore.
“someone from australia huh, so happening. dunno what you do over there,” he went on, shaking his head.
Men. are. just. so. ……………..
Michael then asked me to offer it to Prof, which i refused. i mean, how to offer after your chocolates were associated with functional products. *snorts. he then grabbed the chocolates and asked prof whether he would like some.
“Prof, does this remind you of something else?” Michael said.
Prof gave a puzzled smile.
“you are seriously a pervert, michael.” I couldn’t help it.
and prof burst out laughing and directed THAT look at me.
“eh, not my fault hor. u’re the one who brought it here.”
“what the.” and i grabbed the tub-ish thingy and went out of the room.
after that, Prof came over to the printer at the counter to collect some papers. and he gave me That look again, ” now everytime i see you, i get reminded of that.”
“ERASE from your memory, everything that happened 20min ago!!!” i screamed.
and he walked away back to the MRI room laughing.
Oh man. this is not good.
why people shiver after peeing.
From the usual msn crappy conversation, springs explanations to the most unfathomable questions of all time.
[Hong] says: (2:27:13 AM)
/d3 inserts icon of shaking creature
[Hong] : (2:27:20 AM)
wat does this look like
pete. says: (2:28:04 AM)
dancing???
[Hong] : (2:28:17 AM)
haha
[Hong] : (2:28:24 AM)
i think it looks like it just finish peeing
pete. says: (2:28:47 AM)
hahahha
pete. says: (2:29:08 AM)
where got pple oso shake their arms one??
pete. says: (2:29:10 AM)
hahahha
[Hong] says: (2:29:15 AM)
how i know
[Hong] says: (2:29:18 AM)
reflex?
pete. says: (2:30:15 AM)
hahahaha
pete. says: (2:30:20 AM)
weird reflex
[Hong] says: (2:30:28 AM)
like shaking after peeing, its also a weird reflex
pete. says: (2:30:35 AM)
think this person endure for quite some time liao
[Hong] says: (2:30:36 AM)
but it exists
[Hong] says: (2:30:40 AM)
lol
[Hong] says: (2:30:45 AM)
maybe loh
pete. says: (2:31:05 AM)
shaking issit becos u lost heat
pete. says: (2:31:19 AM)
n ur muscle undergoes spasm to gain heat??
[Hong] says: (2:31:41 AM)
wah
[Hong] says: (2:31:43 AM)
so cheems
pete. says: (2:32:13 AM)
i dunno
pete. says: (2:32:21 AM)
like when cold
pete. says: (2:32:26 AM)
u sneeze lidat
pete. says: (2:32:34 AM)
juz guessing only
[Hong] says: (2:32:36 AM)
eh but really leh
Hong] says: (2:32:53 AM)
like shivering is a mechanism to keep ur body warm when u’re cold
pete. says: (2:33:08 AM)
yupz
pete. says: (2:33:13 AM)
juz like peeing lar
[Hong] says: (2:33:20 AM)
okay now it makes sense
pete. says: (2:33:26 AM)
hahahaha
pete. says: (2:33:28 AM)
yeay
[Hong] says: (2:39:17 AM)
im so gg to blog abt ur theory
pete. says: (2:39:57 AM)
hahahha
pete. says: (2:40:01 AM)
of course
pete. says: (2:40:12 AM)
Prof. Peter Parker Neo
Credits to Pete, who claims he is the real peter parker, complete with web spinning functions. Batteries not included.
a very sincere aussie angmoh
i got a feather this time.
well it looked like a less sharp leaf, with a heart on the top.. so i decided it was a feather anyway.
an ad on the lamp posts to school. yea lamp postS. so was like its meant for the students (like us) while we’re waiting at the traffic lights (2 were there), walking along the cemetary (a couple along the way) kind. it’s quite hilarious really. even though the “bobby dear” could have asked for a better translator. but you can really tell his sincerity seeing that the ad, even though photocopied was written by HAND leh. how many pple writes by hand nowsadays. hor. somemore, its covered with a plastic sheet, even though the chances of any form of precipitation here in sydney is annoyingly low sometimes. well, you can’t take any chances can you?
in a more proper chinese, (a better translation by yours truely) it reads:
誠征女友
我裔本人是名澳洲人，性情昌溫和 體帖，誠覓一（名）樂於助人的女士，於助人共度快樂時光。本人有能力提供經濟支助，歡迎學生電話 來電尋問。
“monkeyface”
共度快樂時光somemore.
and judging by the locations these ads were placed, bob should be glad that a student, not some wandering spirits from the cemetary actually called him. lol. well i think babel did quite a gd job of translation anyway. we got the meaning. we gotch yews!
i still think singlish is a way more efficient language.
eh, 我要包你。ai kia steady mai?
The way to wake up every morning.
After a torturous week of attachment, I turn to one of my comfort foods on the first morning on the weekend that I can sleep in. French Toast!! MMmmmm~
After all the pingping-piangpiang in the kitchen, I finally sat down with my toasts and peach yogurt. I took a BIG bite out of the toast and chewed.
“Hmm. salty. I was certain that I washed the pan before frying, and I didn’t use salted butter.”As I chewed on further, it was like taking in a mouthful of seawater.
Turned out that one of my housemate tried to poison us by replacing salt in the sugar container.
Don’t like me also not liddat rite… try to induce kidney stones in me ah… now I know, I’m not liked in the house. boohoo.
Mardi Gras’ 07 Sydney
I seem to be hitting a gay streak recently, during the parade and now in the hospital, ever since Mardi Gras’07 that was along the “very exciting” stretch on Oxford. For those who don’t know, *FLASHING NEON LIGHTS POINTING TO HOMOPHOBIC PETE* its an annual thing that celebrates homosexuality and whatnots. So the whole place was bursting with GLBTs (gay, les, bi and trans) with all the crazy pple dressed in outrageous outfits. Loads of flashing of nipples and butts, from male, females and trannies, young and OLD. Not that I have anything to complain about, but there were a good number of really hot bods, as compared to what we get in the hospitals. heh.
it was a day of unhappenings.
First, I got separated from the girls while trying to find fisherboy shaun from canberra and his bangladeshi friend, ariff. so i ended up on a different of the street with a tallie and a poor bangladeshi whose terrified of being left alone in the middle of a sea of gays.
Second, I got grazed on the elbow by a beer bottle that a gay had while he crashed into my back after being pushed by a druggie. I got knocked off the stool that I was standing on. Luckily for my -ahem- lightning speed reflexes, i fell feet first into the broken beer bottles that were on the road. Suddenly, all the gays around me gasped in unison and i found myself in the surrounded by them. the couple in front of me picked me up and kept asking if I was ok. The partner of the guy that crashed onto me kept apologising and explained the whole situation to me at least 3 times while the one of pair that held me up started to look at me with this “oh, you poor thing” eyes. Can’t blame me for being distracted, he had these really nice brown eyes and long lashes. And he was wiping the beer off my arm with his hands. Well, I didn’t mind really, hahaha, even though i would really like to tell him that he’s just spreading the beer around. But at that moment, i was really really touched by their concern. They are so nice and sincere!! and so, I’ve decided to love gays.
Unlike this irritating angmoh guy, which is the third incident there, who just opened his palms and pushed me away on the chest just so he can get through. hello, how would you like it if I kicked through the sea of balls just to get to the train station on time, that is if i’m still alive by then. At least the event was really cool, they even had fireworks! yeay~ hahah.. i’ll have to get those photos from fisherboy.
peektures peektures.
before the parade.
Parade
separated from the girls T_T
Some videos on youtube that were pretty good, for all those back in Sillypore. =D
until i figure out to embed, here are the links.
News Report with pretty clear videos.
The guy filming this was slightly further in the crowd, but if you look closely, you’ll see a dick-on-stics ala dragondance style in the middle of it, which of course, had me in fits. Tell me how am i gg to watch a dragondance normally next time. not my fault OK.
part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzvJlSmw9Os (dragondance)
part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBvo3UIyBF8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esO2WtS4JwQ
Despite everything, Mardi Gras is really cool. The atmosphere there was so high, with people just singing and partying on the streets with a beer in one hand and a flag in the other as we all wait for the parade to start. Chingay pales in comparison even though our costumes and floats are way better than theirs. Sometimes, too much order makes things abit boring duncha think?
p.s. the rainbow flag’s sitting on my desk now. =D
